Things will be quiet for the remainder of the broadcast day for one reason.
Okay, for thirteen reasons.
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You promised me Dave Matthews tickets in this timeline! And cuddling!
Who the hell is this chick? DC wants us to play Where’s Waldo and spot the crazy lady in each of the 13 issues of the New 52 that have been released this week, with plans for her to make appearances in each remaining #1. They’re whoring her out more than Ke$ha at a recording industry retreat, “Can a sister drop some mad rhymes on a random kinda celeb’s mixtape? What? Ke$ha. K-E-dollar si- Please? I’m so lonely.”
No one knows who she is, but theories range from some sort of new Harbinger to a gender swapped Time Trapper Keeper. To paraphrase Bill Cosby quoting another guy, “She’s in your home state! She’s outside your front door! And she’s coming to get you!”.
Publicity generator or monster in my closet: you decide! Also, I am not a hoarder.
Oh no! She found me!
Time to start smearing Jell-o and lighting my couch on fire. BRB.
Marvel has a comic book. It’s called Alpha Flight.
It’s set in Canada. Wolverine’s from Canada.
Wolverine’s gonna be in Alpha Flight.
One of my biggest fears when I heard about DC’s New 52 was that they’d use it as an opportunity to cancel some of their smaller books that never got the attention (or, honestly, the audience) that Batman and Green Lantern got, but that I really enjoyed, like Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray’s Jonah Hex.
I don’t remember why I was so worried… oh yeah – because DC fucking cancelled Jonah Hex.
But I should have known that Jonah Hex is IMPOSSIBLE to kill (If the Goddamned movie couldn’t do it…)! DC’s kept Gray and Palmiotti on to script All-Star Western, which will be starring ALL of DC’s star western characters, including Jonah Hex, and…
Yeah, pretty much Jonah Hex.
This past weekend, DC released a motion comics trailer for the book, which you can see after the jump:
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