WE’RE BUSY, GODDAMMIT

It is Wednesday, and as usual, here is one reason…

…for the end of our Wednesday Broadcast day. We’ve got a stack of new books to read, including a bunch of DC New 52 #2’s (Including a drunkenly purchased Hawk & Dove #2, because it’s easier than self-flagellation with a thorned vine), plus Buffy Season 9 #2, Ultimate Spider-Man #3, and James Robinson’s “You want full frontal Starman, but for three clams I’ll only show you the tip” Shade #1.

The other reason, not that it’s any of your Goddamned business, but today is Amanda’s and my ten-year anniversary. So I’d love to stay and chat, but if you’re reading this with your dick out? Yeah, that makes two of us. Gotta bounce. Literally.

See you tomorrow, suckers!

The Mighty Scoobies… I Mean Avengers Trailer

Okay, so by process of elimination, Black Widow has to be Buffy. So the immortal creature for whom she futilely pines, again, by process of elimination, has to be Thor (If Buffy boned Angel he’d lose his soul. If Black Widow nails Thor she’ll lose her spine… unless there’s a “Condom of Thor” part of Viking myth I’m not familiar with… and if there is, I don’t want to know how it knows “if he be worthy“).

The powerful blond guy who threatens to make it a love triangle has to be Captain America. The non-powered, wisecracking Scooby has to be Iron Man, which means that Willow, the former nerd who discovers great, almost uncontrollable power by embracing the dark side… well hell, by process of elimination, that means that Willow has to be The Hulk. Tough break, Bruce… although it explains the name “Bruce”.

So that means that Hawkeye’s Dawn. Wow… once I said that, it was the first time I irrationally and viscerally hated Hawkeye’s face. Anyway…

As promised in yesterday’s podcast, the trailer for Marvel’s Joss Whedon-directed The Avengers appears after the jump.