Has He Lost His Mind: Iron Man 3 Trailer Releasedon October 23, 2012 at 10:20 pm
So I heard a weird and crazy rumor that that spastic behind the awesome 80s classic film script for Lethal Weapon, the underrated scripts to the 90s movies The Last Boy Scout and The Long Kiss Goodnight, and the director behind the vastly underrated 2000s movie Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang was maybe gonna do a superhero movie. A rumor to which I put the normal weight one who has drunk a half-quart of whiskey would normally put.
And then I woke up with a crippling headache, and the following further evidence that one with a legally binding addiction should never comment on movie rumors:
Okay: so we have an Iron Man armor doing menacing stuff to Pepper while Tony sleeps (either in a dream sequence, or because Jarvis is tired of dipping his SCSI port into random CAT5 ports), along with the Iron Patriot walking around, and the spiffy Iron Man 1 mansion dropping into the sea (Namor cameo in three, two, one…). Throw in that last scene of Stark dragging his armor through the snow like Jarvis is gonna jizz out presents to kids, and we seem to have something very different than we saw in the first two Iron Man movies by original director Jon Favreau.
That thing possibly being that rich people have shit days, too.
Iron Man 3 is scheduled to release on May 3, 2013.