Khan Roll

I’m afraid it’s a busy morning at the Crisis On Infinite Midlives Home Office  – the coffee is barely latching onto my neurotransmitters, and we need to pack up and head to Worcester (The Heroin Capital of Massachusetts!) on a mission of parental mercy involving helping with computers. Which means that by noon I will be filled with my recommended daily allowance of hatred and rage, and will thus be in poor shape to write about comics.

So instead, with the limited time I have available this morning, I am pleased to offer this exclusive, never-before-seen Star Trek footage, which you can find after the jump.