They’ll Fix You. They Fix Everything: Robocop: Last Stand #1 Review

Robocop is awesome. Sure, there are a lot of questionable moments in the franchise, like parts of Robocop 2… and all of Robocop 3… plus the entirety of the Robocop animated series… not to mention every instant of the live-action Robocop TV series that was created to keep Orion Pictures from being sold for corporate parts in the mid 90s… but that original Paul Verhoeven flick? I can watch that all day.

Frank Miller, too, is awesome… or at least he was once. Sure, there have been a lot of questionable moments, like Holy Terror… and his film adaptation of Will Eisner’s The Spirit… and whenever he goes anywhere near a device that has an Ethernet port… but all those stories like The Dark Knight Returns, and Give Me Liberty, and Batman: Year One? Miller in the late 80s, early 90s, I can read all day.

Now, Miller famously wrote the original screenplays for Robocop 2 and Robocop 3 in the late 80s, before various studio executives and directors ripped the things apart to turn them into the respective okay and awful movies they became. And for a long time through the 90s, those screenplays were kind of legends in the comics world: Miller, working when he was at the top of his game, on a genre franchise that exploded into a classic right out of the gate.

Almost ten years ago, Avatar Press released an adaptation of Miller’s Robocop 2 screenplay, with a comic script by Two Guns writer Steven Grant, that was pretty solid as I recall, and was a hell of a lot darker than the actual movie. But that still left Miller’s Robocop 3 screenplay floating around out there. And in the meantime, Dynamite Comics got their hands on the Robocop license and put out some books that, frankly, made Robocop 2 look like Godfather 2.

However, the license has now moved to Boom Studios, who has put the band back together with Robocop: Last Stand, an adaptation of Miller’s Robocop 3 screenplay again adapted to comics by Steven Grant. So we’ve got an 80s Robocop story based on an 80s story by Frank Miller. On paper, it’s everything I ever wanted when I was 20 years old… but the question is: is it a classic like I always hoped? Or is it another wretchedly disappointing Robocop comic like every one I’ve read since we started this Web site?

The answer is… neither, really. But it is pretty damn good

…One For Each Of You: 2 Guns Red Band Trailer Released

Hey, didja know that 2 Guns, that movie you’ve seen advertised on TV with Mark Wahlberg and Denzel Washington where they obviously cough up the ending by showing Denzel saying “Make it rain,” and blowing up the car full of money, was based on a comic book? Yeah, neither did I until I came across the recently reprinted trade paperback of writer Steven Grant’s 2007 original at the Boom Studios booth at SDCC. And frankly, I didn’t even make the connection between the comic and the movie when I bought the book, because the title of the movie had never stuck to my brain, since 30 seconds of trailer was all it took for me to think, “Yeah, this is the movie that Denzel takes to pay the mortgage in between his semiannual Oscar bait flicks, and that Marky Mark takes when he’s, well, being Marky Mark. Pass.”

The comic itself is a pretty decent read – an undercover DEA agent and an undercover Naval Intelligence officer are manipulated into trying to sting each other into robbing a bank, before finding out that the bank belongs to someone who doesn’t rely on the FDIC to recover their losses, and that some other parties have plans for this off-the-books stolen money, requiring the two guys to go rogue – and was certainly entertaining enough to get me through an hour of the flight home last week. So the trade is certainly well worth picking up this Wednesday if you’re a light action crime comic fan (hard-boiled noir it ain’t, but it has a decent enough edge to keep you in suspense) and you have an extra 15 bucks to burn.

Grant apparently made a decent chunk of change for himself and Boom Studios for doing the flick, and Grant has not only been doing a series of columns for Comic Book Resources under the name Temporary Madness that could serve as a crash course for comic creators hoping to someday make that mad Robert Kirkman money off of their idea, but has announced that he’s working on sequel Three Guns (because Grant’s not a dope, fer Chrissake)… but none of that addresses whether the movie, which is being released in the United States this Friday, August 2nd, is to par with the comic, or worth what will cost you, after popcorn and a Coke at a 10:30 a.m. bargain matinee, more than the trade paperback.

Well, to help you make up your mind, a final red band trailer for the movie has been released, featuring more violence, profanity and nudity than we’ve seen to date. And while to me, even knowing that the film is based on the work of a comic writer I like, it still screams “Wait for cable!”, and I suspect the director might have spent a large percentage of the shoot saying, “Denzel, Mark: banter like dudes. You know, bros! Aaannnd, action!”, your mileage may vary. So check it out after the jump.